I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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