Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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