I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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