alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
