he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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