I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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