There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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