I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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