drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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