i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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