i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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