chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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