You're completely useless in the revolution.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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