But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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