so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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