I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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