In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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