i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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