Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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