I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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