Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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