i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I look better un-naked...
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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