Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Randomize
