You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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