i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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