super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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