He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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