you guys were way drunker than both of me
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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