Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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