at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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