i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We're too hungover to prance.
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