he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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