I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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