Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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