That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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