STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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