You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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