Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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