would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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