i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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