I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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