i can't believe i had my finger in that
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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