I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
