just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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