I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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