sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
