Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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