is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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