was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I intend to get homeless drunk
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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