Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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