I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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