she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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