If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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