Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Pants are for mortals
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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