So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
